{"id":67,"date":"2026-03-21T17:05:56","date_gmt":"2026-03-21T17:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/?p=67"},"modified":"2026-03-21T17:05:57","modified_gmt":"2026-03-21T17:05:57","slug":"april-11th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/2026\/03\/21\/april-11th\/","title":{"rendered":"April 11th"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"791\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/OPENHOUSE3-copy-791x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-68\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/OPENHOUSE3-copy-791x1024.jpg 791w, https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/OPENHOUSE3-copy-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/OPENHOUSE3-copy-768x994.jpg 768w, https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/OPENHOUSE3-copy-1187x1536.jpg 1187w, https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/OPENHOUSE3-copy-1583x2048.jpg 1583w, https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/OPENHOUSE3-copy-scaled.jpg 1978w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 791px) 100vw, 791px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It is time for another OPEN HOUSE, in which we entertain you for six hours with a wide variety of community-created nonsense. There will be wine and food and fun, and also REAL PEOPLE, out in the REAL HUMAN WORLD. What a magical and old-timey notion! Come pretend it&#8217;s 1997. See a magic show. Dance to music. Buy a t-shirt. Etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is time for another OPEN HOUSE, in which we entertain you for six hours with a wide variety of community-created nonsense. There will be wine and food and fun, and also REAL PEOPLE, out in the REAL HUMAN WORLD. What a magical and old-timey notion! Come pretend it&#8217;s 1997. See a magic show. Dance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69,"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/69"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/donotstart.art\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}